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boiswillbebois
25 July 2005 @ 12:10 am
guess who worked for four hours yesterday in whole body?! that's right, yours truly. guess who got sprayed with various facial spritzers, dusted with powder, shined with oil and moisturized with...moisturizers... yep, that's right.

btw, this 'whole body' of which i speak is the bath/bodycare/supplements section of whole foods.

go ahead, ask me anything? any of you fabulous femmes or manly metrosexuals want to know anything about which cruelty-free, all natural body care product would be best for any sort of bodily situation? well, if you do, i'm your guy. i'm even learning about herbal health and supplements. for real.

psstt... we sell all-natural lube... warming lube... check it out! and tiger balm. and hemp based tiger balm-esque mentholated sticks. i'm thinking about in-store demos for those products, yes? hehe. finally a dept with some pervertables!

here's to my future in whole body. i don't get to apply officially until sometime next week, at which point i have to be officially approved and then give two weeks notice... but everyone in the dept wants me to transfer and the store managers are super fantastic. one of them ordered me vegan pizza tonight. i have a work crush on him. he always winks at me... *grin* HE used to work in whole body... !! we think he's on team homo, but we're not sure.

/dillon,
ready to go cleanse, tone and moisturize...
 
 
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Current Music: stuart by dead milkmen. from a cd given to me by... *wink*
 
 
boiswillbebois
25 July 2005 @ 12:22 am

The bad news: there is no key to the universe.
The good news: it was never locked.
-Swami Beyondananda