as the day has worn on, the puffiness has reduced a little and the big beautiful black eye, like glam-rock purple or black eye shadow, has risen to the surface.
i'm sure that my students will love it. so far, peeps are like, "dang dude you look tough as shit!" or "now what does this tell you about the importance of helmets?!!!!"
yes, i know. i will wear a helmet. as soon as i buy one.